t Take this job and shove it.

 i would pay the deductible, i was driving.  This is why i don't like to drive other people's vehicles or them driving mine. I would feel awful wrecking someone elses car, plus who knows if it was mine would the person feel like they should pay the deductible.

 i'm an Ox...... still want that tattoo on the back of my neck

1. Practical : Toliet Paper (your always rich as long as you have TP)
2. Frivolous : keno tickets, maybe i can make another $20
3. My choosing : bottle of whiskey